Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

[furnaceface]

This one was a text message, one that didn't bother with little things like proper punctuation. Jono had no patience for doing battle with his phone, today.

feeling angry at everything around me for no reason in particular. could use a cool head tonight. almost burned down the shop. and raven.