Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

[wwiii]

[From here!]

"Wait, wait, who aren't you physically compatible with? I mean, I'm all for pushing the envelope and all, but if people are propositioning you or something, why would you phone me to tell-- oh. Shit."

And that was about the moment Warren remembered that this was a thing the phones sometimes did. And hung up very quickly.

[sharp_as_knives]

By this point, Hannibal guessed that something must be up. Not to mention, Atton had said this was a thing the island sometimes did.

Which didn't mean he wasn't amused by it.

Or that he wasn't going to be an utter troll.

So he called back and left a message.