Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.
If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.
Thank you.
If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.
Thank you.
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Date: 2015-04-02 12:18 am (UTC)Which didn't mean he wasn't amused by it.
Or that he wasn't going to be an utter troll.
So he called back and left a message.