Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

Voicemail

[suitably_heroic]

"Hey, you mind picking up some groceries tonight? I'll pay you back, of course. Just no vegetables. You know what the consequences are when you bring vegetables into this house. Unless you can manifest lasagna."

Three guesses who that was meant for.

[[ HAPPY FIRST CRAZY PHONE DAY. ]]

Re: Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

[YAY CRAZY PHONE DAY! Answered here!]