Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[suitably_heroic]

"... I don't even know why I hang out with these stupid things any-- damn it, the voicemail cut out again, didn't it? Yeah, well, your hair looks stupid. Yours and your phone's."

Click.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[sharp_as_knives]

Answered here!