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[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

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[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

Delivered at some point during the day would be a small package that included a card (http://images01.olx.com/ui/19/16/34/1360103341_479551234_4-Handmade-Valentine039s-Day-Flower-Cards-For-Sale.jpg) and homemade heart-shaped cookie sandwiches (http://www.wisconsinmade.com/assets/item/large/3274-chocolate-hearts-homemade-sandwich-cookies-L.jpg). These cookies were, of course, the best of the best, hand-chosen and painstakingly decorated.

I hope this isn't inappropriate, the card read, as I just wish to convey my sincerest gratitude both for your teaching and you listening to me the other week. Thank you so much for both.

With much appreciation,
Zhahar