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sharp_as_knivesHello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.
If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.
Thank you.
If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.
Thank you.
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Crazy Phone Day!
Date: 2015-04-01 07:27 pm (UTC)"Look dude, if you got fucking manboobs stop being in denial and get a fucking exercise regimen going. Why you're telling me this shit I have no fucking clue."
Re: Crazy Phone Day!
Date: 2015-04-01 08:32 pm (UTC)