Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

Crazy Phones!

[not_a_moonie]

[From here.]

"Wow, I'm flattered, but I'm not really into girls that way? So me and my pants are gonna stay where they are. But hey, I'll call you if I ever change my mind."

Re: Crazy Phones!

[sharp_as_knives]

(Answered here!)