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Jul. 3rd, 2013 01:29 am
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Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Date: 2016-01-29 04:04 pm (UTC)
vdistinctive: (angled grouch-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
[from here]

"I don't need any liver. If I did I would order it my damn self. Did my staff put you up to this? And anyway, liver tastes just fine if you do it right. Maybe do it up with a nice wine and -- fava beans or somethin'. . . .

"Anyway, don't bring me any liver. Go away."

*click*

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