Voicemail

[sharp_as_knives]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

[vdistinctive]

[from here]

"I don't need any liver. If I did I would order it my damn self. Did my staff put you up to this? And anyway, liver tastes just fine if you do it right. Maybe do it up with a nice wine and -- fava beans or somethin'. . . .

"Anyway, don't bring me any liver. Go away."

*click*

[sharp_as_knives]

(Answered here!)