Phoenix Place and a secluded section of beach, Sunday evening

[sharp_as_knives]

So, after yesterday Hannibal had been very curious to taste his new acquisition.


However, he was immediately stymied by the fact that the...meat?...seemed to have no structure. No muscles or texture of any kind. No bones or organs beneath them. He wasn't even certain that it was meat, except for the fact that he wasn't certain what else to call it.

It smelled oddly sweet and interesting enough that he had tried a simple grilling of it.

Hannibal Lecter didn't often spit out food, but he had made an exception.

Not wanting to keep anything that could be traced back to him, he'd tried to clean it with acid, but the smell...

So, apart from keeping just a small bit for experiments, he had chosen a remote area of the beach from which to dispose of the remains. Fortunately, it did chop into unrecognizable ... something ... very nicely. If he just dumped a little bit each evening for a few days, nobody would ever be the wiser.

[NFB due to Hannibal being paranoid careful!]

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[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

Of course, it wasn't as though Hannibal could dispose of Pinkie Parts without attracting some attention, which, in this case, came in the form of a handful of hungry flamingos that had made their way to the beach today for their evening fill of seafood.

Whatever the human-man was dumping in the water was intriguing too, of course. It didn't seem to be making any effort to escape, which was always good. And it was decidedly shrimp-colored. Always a bonus.

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal eyed the flamingos a little doubtfully, but if they wanted to eat this, well. It was certain nobody else would want to, and was as good a method of disposal as any.

"Like calls to like," he murmured, shaking his at the pink birds. "Maybe you'll end up very pink."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

These flamingos were already very pink, and they were quite proud of their plumage! Just so long as nobody was grabbing them by the ankles and using them to smack croquet balls around, they enjoyed standing out, after all.

Most of them didn't move in. The human there didn't appeal to them all that much, simply because humans were the grabby animal-creatures that had tried to swing them around once. But a few of the braver birds did make their way closer, tilting their heads this way and that at the pink chum that was sloshing around in the waves.

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal chuckled and tossed the stuff a bit closer to them, carefully not paying too much attention to the birds.

Eventually, however, he ran out. He washed his hands and the tub in the water (he'd bleach it later) and then just watched. Even if it was only birds, it was rather nice that somebody was enjoying the meal.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

The few flamingos that had taken an interest in the pink stuff were now gobbling it back, clearly pleased with the human-person's offering. He had come to feed them! Some people-animals did that, bringing them whatever the white fluffy duck-food was. They didn't care for that as much, but free food was free food.

No, this was much better. The flamingos that hadn't taken an interest in it were very much missing out.

Before long, there was nothing left, and they looked back up at the food-bringer-person expectantly, ruffling their feathers.

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal chuckled and spread his hands. "That's all I've brought for this evening, I'm afraid," he told them. "Perhaps I'll see you again tomorrow."

He gave them a little bow and started back for home.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

A few of the birds exchanged looks. A few more of them made warbling, honking sounds after Hannibal as he walked away.

A couple more actually started following along behind him in a ridiculous parade of honking, flapping, hungry pinkness.

More?

[sharp_as_knives]

This...was not low-profile.

Hannibal sighed and tried to shoo them back. "I have no more at the moment. See?" He showed them the empty tub.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

Pffft. Like flamingos comprehended the concept of empty. At least, not until the bravest of the splintered-off little flock stepped forward and stuck his head right inside the tub, making a hollow sort of thump-tappity sound with his beak as he attempted to scrounge for more pink.

This was followed up by a somewhat irritated honk as he straightened up again to look at the pink-bringer.

Honestly, if you were going to bring food to the party, Hannibal, you really should bring enough for everyone.

[sharp_as_knives]

He supposed he should be glad they enjoyed it. He might even be able to get rid of it all at once.

"I don't suppose you understand the concept of silence," he said to the birds. Not that he expected them to understand, but this was Fandom; you never knew.

He turned and headed for home, hoping that all - or maybe at least most - of them would give up if he ignored them long enough.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh, Hannibal, you dreamed so big. But really, in the end, these flamingos were just everyday, normal flamingos. They lounged around in the water. They ate, they shat, they flapped their wings. And they knew a meal ticket when they saw one.

A few more wandered away when it became apparent that no more food was forthcoming. But the handful that had managed to actually eat the pink-bits were bound and determined to have more.

And so, no, they weren't going to give up so easily. Give them more pink or give them death!

Preferably not the death part, please.

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal had a very good recipe for flamingo tongue. It was more and more tempting.

Still, they did quiet down as a few of them left. He was mostly left with inquisitive honks and increasingly bold faces near him as they neared Phoenix Place. He still breathed a sigh of relief as he closed the door behind him.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

And if Hannibal actually thought the birds were going to go anywhere just because he'd gone inside, well, he had another thing coming. These were the few, the strong, the surprisingly patient.

These flamingos were in it for the long haul, Hanni. Better prepare more Pinkie.