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sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote2013-07-12 11:27 am

Office Hours, Friday

Hannibal sat and scowled at the lovely and macabre artwork on his walls. He had half a mind to leave, but he had posted his hours, and no...whatever the hell this was...was going to stop him.

Odd was one thing. Students that seemed to actually not be human was something he could accept; he liked to think he had a very open mind. But if there was one thing he prided himself on (well, there were a number of them, but still), it was having control of himself. The fact he seemed unable to keep from singing his thanks to the shuttle driver was unacceptable!

So far, he'd managed to avoid any further embarrassment by copious amounts of coffee and judicious application of the arias from Bach's Coffee Cantata. Unfortunately, he was not a soprano; he wasn't even a tenor! And the necessary key change was doing the song no favors, damn it.

Any students with questions or professors with greetings had better hope they weren't too annoying; Hannibal was not in a good mood.


[OOC: Please drop by! He'll only bite metaphorically. Also, he still has no TA, if anyone's so inclined!]

[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-12 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
At first Mordin had thought this was some sort of holiday. Music and dancing, typical indicators.

Until he'd tried to comment to a fellow student that the holiday was unfamiliar to him.

"There's definitely no logic, to human behavior, but yet so irresistible"

...Oh.

So he scurried off to the offices, hoping to get answers his omni-tool searches weren't providing. Was this common? Some sort of radiation?

Dr. Lecter was in his office, fortunately. He'd been so willing to give clear answers before.

Mordin stood at the door, afraid to open his mouth to announce his presence.
Edited 2013-07-12 20:03 (UTC)

[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it looked like no one was safe from the music plague.

Plague? Unlikely, disease affecting brain function so thoroughly would be less swift. Unless it was dormant, triggered by environmental factors.

But no other symptoms. Unlikely.

Mordin opened his mouth and closed it a few times, then coughed to break the silence. Even his cough sounded more melodic than it should.

Then he finally gave in.

"Can you hear me, Dr. Lecter, can you understand? Here I am on planet Earth, and something strange is on hand."



[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Mordin was no expert on human body language, but he was noting some clear irritation indicators.

"Knock three times...on the desk if you want silence. Twice with you pen, if the answer is 'no'."

As disconcerting and odd, not to mention awkward, as this phenomenon was, it was more of a puzzle to be solved than anything to Mordin. It was...fun.

But Mordin did not want to annoy a valuable resource by singing and forcing him to sing, and he also did not want to annoy Dr. Lecter because he personally found him agreeable.

[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Mordin smiled. "You beat it! Just beat it."

"No chance for breaks, we're unnatural performers; I want the truth."

[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Mordin focused on conjuring the slow harmony of an asari tune in his mind.

"Ah. Much better. Very strange phenomenon. Common on Earth? Nothing on extranet sites about it. Thank you for tip on overcoming. Came to teachers' offices hoping to find answers. Would like to run tests, but unsure if we have capable brain scan equiptment. Any deceased subjects can be prepped for autopsy? No, useless. Neural connections down after death. Hm. Problematic."

[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-13 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"'Charm'? Hm. Earth strange. Will accept it, then." Mordin inhaled. He forgot the asari words for the song in his head and switched to a lullaby from Sur'Kesh.

"Still in stage of cultural observation where absorbing by just talking. No specific inquiries. Promise not using you as test subject. Hoping to just chat. Expect first class went excellently."

[identity profile] sciencesalarian.livejournal.com 2013-07-13 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Mordin launched into one of his characteristically meandering speeches, occasionally breaking concentration and singing it along to the lullaby in his head before gathering himself.

"Cross-species interaction important. Reduces fear, misunderstanding, prejudice. Avoids war. Asari, turian, salarian, volus, elcor--all relatively peaceful. Shared interests in galactic peace. Hoping to learn about humans. Not repeat Rachni Wars. Bloody introduction to a species. Immersing self into human culture best way to promote amity. Selfishly, fascinated by prospect of learning new culture. Xenoscience is passion."

Mordin stopped his rambling to take a deep breath. "Formally learning meditation, etiquette, and philosophy. Self, interpersonality, and ideology through human eyes. Informally learning that everyone has a more impressive singing voice than myself."