"Oh, I definitely come by it honestly," she said with a conspiratorial grin. "But whichever parent I'm annoying insists I get it from the other one."

She shook her head with a look of near horror. "And speaking of annoying parents, do not microwave Father's food! He'd kill you if he ever found out." ...probably not literally. "Or worse, he'd stop letting me send any. I can send you reheating instructions, though."