Because cat.

//Little lady'll break my heart if it comes to that,// Jono replied, reaching for the offered hand and then carefully navigating his way off the table. Far easier said than done, all things considered. He wouldn't be getting up onto any tables again for quite some time. //It's bad enough when I need to buy back her love with treats after we're gone for a couple of days.//

Not that it took much, granted.