Sparkle scrunched his nose a little bit at that suggestion. Sure, he was over the drinking age in Maryland even by his own home's standards, now. That didn't mean he much cared for the kind of bar that cared about little things like carding.

"So... the boring kind."

Not getting shot at was apparently boring, now. Sparkle needed to stop hanging out with... everyone he'd ever gone to a bar with. Ever.