http://bluhblahbluh.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bluhblahbluh.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] sharp_as_knives 2013-07-21 06:04 am (UTC)

"Human free since 1898," And Drac preened hard at that, thank you.

"But there are any number of monsters out there that eat flesh, including some who eat other monsters. Hence the ban. If someone wants to bring their own food, it still has to follow the rules. I'm very particular about what can be served on our menus. No monster should feel unwelcome at Hotel Transylvania."

As to the chef... "Chef Quasimodo has assured me he can make the finest delicacies from humans. I have assured him that will set Human and Monster relations back centuries."

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