Oh, horizontal. This was a definite improvement on all of that vertical bullshit, right here.

"Hey, there's an idea. My brain's half made 'a gauze, sleep's sounding better by'a minute. Losin' the boots is damn near genius. I got the shades just fine myself, or should I leave 'em on? They won't stay anyhow..."

He had no idea where this train of thought was headed, but at least his mind kept helpfully laying down more track.

"... maybe a blindfold."