"Yeah, yeah, you got me, Doc. Not an alien," he replied. "But shit, like I know anyway. It's fucked up enough that I'd rather not have it go on my official medical record off-island, you know? Better to get it looked at by Fandom people. People who see, like, guys with wings or who breathe fire or whatever the fuck else all the time. People on the mainland, they're not gonna get it. At best, I get hurt. At worst, someone else does."
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"Yeah, yeah, you got me, Doc. Not an alien," he replied. "But shit, like I know anyway. It's fucked up enough that I'd rather not have it go on my official medical record off-island, you know? Better to get it looked at by Fandom people. People who see, like, guys with wings or who breathe fire or whatever the fuck else all the time. People on the mainland, they're not gonna get it. At best, I get hurt. At worst, someone else does."